The film was released in Russia on October 9, 2008, and in Bulgaria on November 7, 2008. It was filmed, however, at Camp Minden, a Louisiana National Guard Camp located in Minden, Louisiana, United States. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is set at Fort Jackson, which is a real U.S.
Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine.In the end, she changes and becomes a better person. She also recovers her house and the money that she lost. In the end, Valentine wins the respect of her fellow trainees, and they all graduate together. The spoiled actress immediately finds herself at odds with her tough drill sergeants and the harsh discipline of army life, leading to many humorous situations. Give this movie the writers from "Innocence Betrayed", "Scorned", or even "Mischievous" and we might have an A+ picture here.When film star Megan Valentine ( Jessica Simpson) suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the United States Army, hoping that it will change her life. Come on, writers! Give these people a bit more to work with!) Overall: B (The "Story" grade hurts, but only accounts for 20% of the grade, so the overall grade only comes down a little bit. Yes, I know it's a softcore porn movie, but these scripts are more than 2 or 3 pages long, folks.
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When it comes to Flower, the club accountant said it best during the movie: "A girl with your skills could make a killing in this place." Well said, my friend, well said.) Story: C- (A recycled plot that makes no attempt to hide itself, plus some substandard hack writing. Women: A- (Flower would get this grade all by herself, but throw in a nice blonde and another chick with big fake boobs and the grade just solidifies itself) Sex: A- (Flower's sex scenes are awesome, and a couple others are quite hot as well. "Deviant Desires" was a great film nonetheless I'd recommend it to anyone with access to Cinemax or Showtime 2. The ending pretty much went by-the-numbers, right down to the final sex scene between the cops. Just walk around with your clothes off, that seems to keep the story moving quite well by itself. That's the plot of every movie like this. If we don't, then the good guys don't win! We lose!" Yes, Flower, we know the bad guys have to go down. Case in point, to quote one of Flower's lines, as told to her partner: "We have to take those guys. You know, the vigilante cop goes out to seek justice for his or her fallen partner/brother/other miscellaneous family member? The dialogue was quite simple. The plot-"I'm seeking justice for my roommate"-is quite similar to the old "you killed my brother" plot. What really hurt my overall grade of this movie was the plot and the dialogue. There's also a nice-looking blonde who gets it on with the male cop, another great scene. Flower has several sex scenes, and she puts on one awesome performance after another. Now, on to the sex.and there's plenty of it. Her partner refuses to back her at first, but then poses as a potential client to get a better look. She gets out her best looking vice-squad miniskirts and her "yes, I'm a prostitute" short dresses and heads off to the club. Blackmail, prostitution, and illegal gambling all in one place! What is Flower's role in this? Of course, she poses as a nubile young girl looking for a job and gets hired to work there. What he doesn't know is that his little escapade is being taped, to be used as blackmail later against him to get not only the money he won back, but a little bit more on top of that so the club makes some money on both ends.
The goings-on at this club seem legit: just some friends getting together playing poker, but the stipulations are quite enticing-win, and the lucky guy gets to choose from a group of beautiful, comely, horny women and have his way with her. She infiltrates a club she believes Jennifer was killed at. The story goes as follows: A pretty good looking female cop finds out her best friend and roommate, Jennifer, has just been murdered.
I knew Flower had a background in hardcore porn, and I can see that her experience in that area made those sex scenes just that more realistic. Flower was hot and every sex scene she was in was.well, intense to say the least. I literally just finished watching this movie, and I'd have to say I was entertained from beginning to end.